look at this shit. look. at. this. shit. it has fifteen thousand notes. what does it mean? why does a picture of the pin k panther with a to do lis that makes NO SENSE have fiFTEEN FUCKING NOTES. WHY. my mom could make better posts that this shit. what even. fuck tumblr.
looks like someone doesnt know what to do. to do. to do, to do, to do, to do, to dooooooooooooo, dodododododo
I do also enjoy colugos, they are indeed very Shape!
wow, I don’t think I’ve seen this many Animal Opinions since the Hammer-Headed Bat thing
also to answer the multitude of questions in the notes- no, colugos aren’t related to bats!
they’re related to YOU.
colugos are primatomorphs, a group consisting of all extant primate species and their close relatives! for this reason, they’re often referred to as “flying lemurs”.
they’re mostly nocturnal and spend their nights gliding around from tree to tree, jamming pretty much whatever plant material they fancy into those adorable little faces before scampering off like a tiny Mothman.
also the mom colugos will glide with their babies on board and it’s really cute
teeth fairies are forbidden from visiting sharks because the massive influx of new teeth into fairyland would devalue their use as currency and completely tank their magical economy ✨🦈🦷✨
how could you possibly know whether the tooth fairy visits sharks? have you counted all the loose shark teeth in the ocean & checked whether that number remains consistent from one morning to the next? alternatively, if you are right this would finally explain the reason for the rule about delivery via pillows; no shark has a pillow
dude, I just asked the sharks, it’s not that complicated
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I wonder if shark teeth are as smooth as the sharks
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Shark teeth have serrated edges, like you’d find on a steak knife.
I’m not sure if I want to get close enough to one to find out if they have non-serrated parts of the teeth.
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“No,” she answered after a long pause. “It’s bad for you.”
“I’m aware…” I said, but still neither of her two arms made a move for the short cylindrical jar of sodium chloride. She just sat there, licking her lips, smacking on nothing, her eyebrows occasionally scrunching up as she read something supposedly interesting in the newspaper on her lap.
I took a look around the room. The walls were bold red and the clock kept staring at me.
“Where did you go today?” I asked.
“Nowhere. The mall, the park, the other park.”
“Oh! How was the other park?” The other park was my favorite park.
“It was fine, but I lost the dog again. Picked up a new one from the kiosk on the way home.”
“I thought he looked different,” I said, looking down at the Chihuahua at my feet, who had been staring fiercely at the clock the entire meal.
“Did you get a new clock?” I inquired, trying to avoid eye contact with it.
“It came with the dog.”
“Oh,” I said as I reached across the table and poured some salt on my newspaper.
“That’s bad for you,” said the clock.
“Let him make his own decisions,” said the new dog, briefly glancing at me before continuing his stare-off with the new clock.
